Tag: Wise Craics
Wise Craics: March Funnies
By Joe McDonough Multi-Tasking A small boy was sent to bed by his father. Two minutes go by and he hears, “Daaaaaad bring me a glass of water will ya?” […]
Wise Craics: February Funnies
By Joe McDonough Holy Cow A pair of cows were talking in a Tipperary pasture. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?” “Sure,” the […]
Wise Craics: January Funnies
By Joe McDonough Day of Rest Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving. Late on Sunday evening, he was found in a tree […]
Wise Craics: December Funnies
By Joe McDonough Stereotypical “‘Sorry, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps where you’re ready there’. ‘Oh. You must be Irish,’ she replied. The […]
Wise Craics: November Funnies
By Joe McDonough Dr. FeelgoodAfter examining him, an Irishman goes to the doctor and says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it […]
Wise Craics: October Funnies – Friends Forever
By Joe McDonough Two old girls met for the first time since school. One asked the other: “You were always so organized in school; did you manage to live a […]
Wise Craics: Convenient
By Joe McDonough Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the Mother Superior. “Well, how can I help you little people?” asked Mother […]
Wise Craics: Scooby Dooba
By Joe McDonough Even though O’Malley was a licensed scuba diver, he finally got an answerto a question that had annoyed him for decades. Harold, an American tourist, asked his […]
Wise Craics: Oldies But Quickies
By Joe McDonough How can Irish people tell when it’s summer? The rain gets warmer. Why shouldn’t you iron a three-leaf shamrock? You don’t want to press your luck. Did […]
Wise Craics: My Favorite Uncle
My Favorite UncleMary says to Paddy, “If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you like most to be with you?”“My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.“What’s so special about […]