An Eejit Abroad: Pull Up a Seat at Our Virtual Pub
By Conor Makem
You’re not heading to the pub anytime soon. We at Ohio Irish American News understand. But ho-ho fear not, dear readers, for we have a near-perfect solution. We’re bringing the chat directly to you. Now you can enjoy our virtual pub discussion right in your own home. It’ll be like you’re really there.
So, go grab the beverage of your choice from the fridge, pull out a packet of Smokey Bacon Taytos, and hoist up your legs on your favorite recliner. (Note: the management at OhioIANews is not responsible for any lost time in the reading of this column. It cannot reimburse wages if consumed while you’re supposed to be working, nor does it offer refunds of any kind, especially for you Larry, so don’t even try.)
CM: Cheers. Is anyone sitting here?
Regular Patron: Doesn’t look like it.
CM (with a nod to the bartender and a raised index finger): Pint of Guinness, please.
